Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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