Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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