I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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