so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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