he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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