soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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