Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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