Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Randomize
