It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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