Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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