a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The air taste purple.
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