I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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