Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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