it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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