why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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