all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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