took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
