Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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