rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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