I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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