If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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