Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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