so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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