So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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