Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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