Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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