I must be too annoying 4 u.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Warsš
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He said heās shouting letās get this bread the first time we have sex...
Heās very straightforward
Heās older
Like āhas a job and pays his billsā older or āstill watches porn on DVD because he canāt figure out the Internetā older?
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