So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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