Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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