can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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