i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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