That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize
