Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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