1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
