Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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