I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
