i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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