Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she looked like the before picture.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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