is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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