We won't sleep together?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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