Having a random hookup so left but love u
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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