i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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