She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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