Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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