Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
