You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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