Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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