you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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