Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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