why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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